Indiana wants me, Lord, I can’t go back there

On the trail of his father, Sean Connery, currently being held hostage by the Nazis, Indy discovers that the key to his rescue is inextricably entwined with a coincidental quest to track down the holy grail.

Tiertex's officially licensed platform game attempts to replicate the most significant scenes from Steven Spielberg's celluloid classic, translating them for almost every home computer and console system on the planet in 1989. I investigate how close they came to snagging the ancient riches and escaping with their sanity, fedoras and lives intact.