Shambo

Rambo's problem is that he takes all that survival-affiliated death-dealing murder and mayhem merriment far too seriously. Luckily, in 1990 PAL Developments waded in to show Sly the error of his misguided ways, injecting a vital touch of humour to all those Commando-style junkets to far-flung regions of the world in desperate need of obliteration and human limb dissemination. In Blazing Thunder, our rectified Rambo channels the nearest Ikari Warrior to engage a barrage of bazooka-wielding Zimmerad rebels, enormous Panzers and whirlygigs and, and, wait for it, a really unfriendly satellite dish with a shifty glint in its eye! Once our dainty tootsies grow weary it's possible to hop aboard a one-man tank army to continue treading the malevolent menaces into submission. If you're going to embark on a treacherous mission to wipe the scourge of depravity off the face of the planet, why not do it with a smile and a spritely spring in your step? It takes more muscles to frown, don't you know.