About this Book

Gotcha!
Our President's on the hunt for the world's #1 evil-doer--and you're going with him! Is Saddam hiding with his secret stash of WMD? Was he abducted by space aliens? Has he retired to Boca? Now you can be the first on your block to say, "I found Saddaaaam. Nah nah nah nah nah."
"If Saddam is alive, I would suggest he not POP HIS HEAD UP."--George W. Bush
Press Conference, April 16, 2003
Coming soon...
WHERE'S THAT DARNED BUDGET SURPLUS
WHERE ARE ALL THOSE ALLY FOLKS?
WHERE'S THAT NEAT LOOKING FLIGHT HELMET?
WHERE'S MY AMERICAN FLAG LAPEL PIN?
WHERE THE HECK IS NORTH KOREA?
WHERE IN TARNATION IS DICK CHENEY?