About this Book

"Welcome to Screamland where Frankenstein is a washed-up actor who guzzles whiskey like it's going out of style, in part because he's haunted by the memories of the dead men who comprise his stitched-together form. The Wolfman is a rowdy redneck who's been reduced to doing the comic con circuit, slumming with washed-up sci fi actors and only occasionally slipping up and actually eating somebody again. The Mummy has disappeared, and though the movie-going public doesn't seem to care, the Department of Homeland Security definitely does. And then there's Count Dracula..."--Introduction.