Send in the clowns | dreamkatcha

Couriering is far more fun if you do it dressed as a goofy circus clown, scooting between gigs balancing precariously on rollerskates. A statement that has stood me in good stead over the years, ever since discovering Starbytes' Rolling Ronny delivery boy simulator in 1991. Honking in the face of inertia, Ronny is the star of his own urban, errand-running platforming adventure, his only humble ambition the desire to earn enough money to buy a bus ticket to Somewhereelseville. There in the promised land, no doubt the residents paint their grass greener and pave the paths with Tefal-coated, smooth tarmac.