Crimes of fashion

Should you be in the mood for blowing criminal scumbags to smithereens with guns aptly formidable to bring down three T-rexes lined up like a bullet-sponge depth-penetration experiment, yet can't bear to insert that blood-soaked copy of Narc in your fragile floppy drive, you might instead like to ride the Crime Wave courtesy of Access Software. It's a shameless clone of Williams' notoriously violent, drug-busting, dog-mauling, prostitute-maiming, side-scrolling platform-shooter coin-op, except... well... what it contributes over and above Narc is... erm. I'll sleep on it and get back to you.