Don’t need no credit card to ride this pain

Top Banana is most accurately summated as Rainbow Islands starring Betty Boo on an ecstasy-fuelled, environmentally-aware crusade to save the planet one recyclable home computer game box at a time. It's visually, auricularly and conceptually hideous no matter what state of delirium you find yourself under whilst imbibing its own special brand of insanity. Top Banana has no redeeming features other than reminding game developing hopefuls that no matter how awful their creations, there may well be someone stupid enough to fund its publication. Hang on a minute, that's not a positive thing.